Levi Johnston says he is “too busy” to run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska!!
The 21-year-old infuriated his in-laws when he announced his plans to run for Sarah Palin’s old office last August, but now he says, "There are a lot of issues that I would need to study up on and I think that this isn’t the right time for me to be mayor now.”
Damn!! He def. could have won!!
Don't expect to see Matt Damon's name on the ballot in 2012!!
Despite Michael Moore's blessing, the actor says he's got no plans to run for President of the United States in the future because "there are better choices out there."
Nobody is better than Private Ryan!!
Joe Francis has been arrested for pretty much being a creep!!
According to the LAPD, three women claimed to have met the creator of Girls Gone Wild at a nightclub and were then offered a ride to their car in his limo, but instead he drove them back to his mansion AGAINST their wishes.
Joe was arrested on 3 misdemeanor counts of false imprisonment and 1 count of dissuading the witness from making a report.
Sgt. Daryl Martin says, "Joe was booked, fingerprinted and his photo was taken. He was held here at the station and released from custody after posting $50,000 in bail."
Maybe now he’ll realize not all women want to be in his movies!!
David Letterman isn’t backing down from the jihadist death threats against him!!
During his most recent show, the the talk-show host said to the audience, "Thank you very much for being here tonight. We have great audiences night in and night out, but tonight especially, it means a lot to me. Tonight, you people are more, to me, honestly, more than an audience... you’re more like a human shield."
He later went on to joke, "I’m so sorry, I’m a little late coming out. Backstage, I was talking to the guy from CBS. We were going through the CBS life insurance policy to see if I was covered for Jihad. And so now, State Department authorities are looking into this. They’re not taking this lightly. They’re looking into it. They’re questioning, they’re interrogating, there’s an electronic trail – but everybody knows it’s Leno."
CLICK HERE to watch a VERY ALIVE Dave in action!!
Former homeless man Ted Williams is PISSED OFF!!
The man who became an online sensation thanks to his baritone announcer voice is now suing three media agents.
Ted, who has suffered from drugs and alcohol addiction, claims that the agents tricked him while he was drunk into signing a contract which gives them a very high percentage of any money he makes.
Taking advantage of a homeless man... tsk, tsk!!
Where in the world is Mara Wilson?!
In the 1990's, Mara starred in such films as Matilda, Mrs. Doubtfire, and Miracle on 34th Street, but has not been seen or heard from since.
Well, ZackTaylor.ca did some research and found out that Mara, now 23-years-old, recently graduated from New York University's Tisch School of the Arts, and has been doing theater acting and production ever since.
In a recent interview with her school's paper, Mara said, "Apparently, I was famous once. I think I might like to try film again just as an experiment but I know that I could never do the mainstream thing again. I just wouldn’t be able to do that."
And that's what happened to little Mara Wilson!!
Betty White Is America’s FAVOURITE and MOST TRUSTED personality!!
Based on a recent Ipsos poll, which was asked to people over the age of 30 (hence why Justin Bieber didn't win), the 89-year-old actress was voted #1 with an 86% ranking, and the one whose endorsement of a company would be most likely to drive business.
The next most popular celebrities were: Denzel Washington, Sandra Bullock, Clint Eastwood, Tom Hanks, Kate Middleton, Will Smith, and Johnny Depp.
Don't mess with Betty!!
Charlie Sheen's older brother Emilio Estevez says he's WINNING a changed man!!
In a new interview Emilio says, "He's a different guy. He's a completely different guy. He's got his voice back. And I think he's got his focus. He's on a new show and he's gonna be roasted by Comedy Central - which I think is going to be hysterical. I think that he's really got it together. And he's very excited about the crew of the show he's putting together. I think we're all really excited to see what the next chapter of his life is going to be like."
Ducks fly together!!
David Hasselhoff has revealed that one of his look-a-likes recently tried to pick up his girlfriend Hayley Roberts!!
The 59-year-old says, "There was a David Hasselhoff impersonator in Scotland who was trying to pick up my girlfriend. She met him on the streets and he was walking around dressed up as me trying to get with her. She had to run away cause he wouldn't leave her alone shouting, 'I am the third best David Hasselhoff in my village.'"
Don't mess with The Hoff(s)!!
The Naked Cowgirl has been arrested for taking photos with New York City tourists and charging them!!
According to reports, Louisa Holmlund, who has been posing for photos in Times Square for a few years now, was arrested after police found out she was also charging money for the pics without a valid license to do so.
But it looks like Miss Cowgirl doesn't care, as she took to her Facebook fan page and wrote, "I still have my pasties on and who cares about a little jail smell right? Let's get f**king naked ;)"
For the second time this year, someone has decided to off Jackie Chan!!
Rumors have been spreading that the actor had died, but Jackie’s people have set the record straight saying, “Jackie is alive and well and working hard on his next movie! Don’t believe the latest death rumours.”
Earlier this year, it was reported that Jackie had died of a heart attack, which obviously wasn't true either.
Long live Jackie!!
What happens when you make a child Mayor For A Day?! They rename street signs after their favourite celebs!!
It seems 11-year-old Caroline Gonzalez, who was named the Mayor of Forney, Texas for a day after winning a contest designed to spark government interest in young people, wasted no time putting her power to "good use" by renaming a street after Justin Bieber.
According to Caroline, "I really like Justin Bieber. I like his music and I like him. And I thought, why not have a street in my hometown named after my favorite singer?!"
Caroline 4 Prez!! The end of the world is near.
If you've ever wanted to live in a creepy old mansion, now's your chance!!
Charles Addams, the creator of The Addams Family, former home has been put on the market for $839,000.
The 1907 home, which inspired and was featured in the old television show, comes with 6 bedrooms and is a registered historic landmark.
Uncle Fester and Lurch are not included.
Taylor Momsen left Gossip Girl in November, and now the young star says she’s quit acting altogether to focus on her music career!!
In a new interview the 18-year-old Pretty Reckless singer reveals, “I quit acting. I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band and that’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.”
The Grinch isn't going to be too happy about this!!
Brooke Hogan wants you to leave her ALONE about her and her daddy Hulk Hogan's relationship friendship!!
Brooke took to her Twitter recently and wrote, "Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship! Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!"
But I am home already.
Lindsay Lohan was allegedly cheated on by her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronsen, and now an anti-cheating website has extended an offer to her to endorse their site!!
Cheaterville.com has offered Lindsay $25,000, and all she has to do is appear at one "anti-cheating event" and record a thirty-second PSA about why cheating is wrong.
The site's founder James McGibney writes in the offer, "I'm extending this offer not only because we are huge fans, but because we would like to help bring your image into a better light."
Sounds like a win-win situation for LiLo right?! Get back at Samantha, collect a paycheck, and prove to the world that she's working on her image!!
Aretha Franklin sang her way OUT of a parking ticket!!
The Queen of Soul was out to dinner at Neely's Barbecue Parlor in New York City the other night, when a parking enforcement officer started to write her a parking ticket for being illegally parked.
According to an eyewitness, "Aretha saw him writing her a ticket and started singing to the officer in an effort to get out of the ticket and it worked! Instead of writing her a ticket, the officer had Aretha write an autograph!"
Way to beat the system Aretha... R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!
John Stamos and Bob Saget like to cuddle!!
The former Full House co-stars have created a new video for his charity, Project Cuddle, that raises awareness for abandoned babies.
CLICK HERE to watch the funny video (and stay past the credits).
Kelsey Grammer's current wife, Kayte Grammer, and his ex-wife, Camille Grammer, are fighting / debating over the actor's penis size!!
A few days ago Camille said, "To describe Kelsey I would say: Big hands, big feet, big disappointment."
However, Kayte is now swinging back saying, "Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand."
So far no comment from Kelsey.
iCarly star Miranda Cosgrove suffered a broken ankle when her tour bus CRASHED into a tractor-trailer in Illinois today!!
A rep. for the actress / singer says, "Miranda Cosgrove's tour bus was involved in an accident early this morning in Illinois on I-70, just outside of Vandalia. There were 5 passengers on the bus, and Miranda suffered a broken ankle. At this time, we are told everyone will be fine."
The 18-year-old Nickelodeon star's Dancing Crazy Tour will now be postponed until further notice.
Rebecca Black is now being home-schooled because people haven't stopped making fun of her ever since her song Friday came out!!
The 14-year-old singer, who holds the record for most disliked video in YouTube history, was pulled-out of school recently by her mother who reveals, "When she walked into class people would start singing Friday in a really nasally voice, or, you know, they'll be like, 'Oh hey, Rebecca, guess what day it is?'"
At least now she has more free time and doesn't have to wait until Friday to have fun?!
...Calm down everyone, it's for art!!
American sculptor Daniel Edwards has just unveiled a nude portrait of Justin Bieber and his girlfriend Selena Gomez titled, "Justin and Selena Forever".
The portrait shows the young couple conjoined at the torso and almost entirely nude, with a Canadian maple leaf and a Texas lone star covering their private parts.
If you wanna look like Rihanna, it's gonna cost ya!!
According to reports, the pop singer spends around $22,000-A-WEEK for one of Hollywood’s leading hair stylists, Ursula Stephen, to help her look her best.
Rihanna has changed her hairstyle 13 times since it was dyed bright red last November, and every time she makes a change, it costs her even MORE money.
Lifestyles of the rich & famous eh?!
Gavin DeGraw was ASSAULTED and then HIT BY CAB in New York City the other day and is now being treated for multiple serious injuries!!
The singer was attacked by 3 guys, and then after the fight he tried to get help and was hit by a cab.
A rep. for the singer says, "Police are conducting an investigation of the attack. Gavin and his family appreciate everyone's concern at this time."
Gavin's injuries include a concussion, broken nose, black eyes, cuts and bruises, and it's still unclear what motivated the attack.
Now that Justin Bieber has his own strain of marijuana available in Canada, Snoop Dogg is the first celeb to admit to wanting to try it out!!
The rapper was spotted over the weekend by ZackTaylor.ca readers at Z103.5's Summer Rush in Toronto, and had this to say on the 17-year-old's weed: "Heard about this stuff. Maybe I'll try it out. See if Biebers got good sh*t."
Jasmine Villegas, Justin Bieber's 17-year-old singer ex-girlfriend, has obtained a restraining order against an obsessed 33-year-old man who wants to "hunt her down"!!
A judge issued the temporary order the other day requiring Steven Cintron to stay 100 yards away from Jasmine and her family until a hearing later this month.
According to court docs, Steven sent Jasmine THOUSANDS of messages from 2009 - 2011, including 75 YouTube videos, in which he offered $5,000 to anyone who would kill her for him.
Jasmine claims, "In a couple of the videos, he has appeared holding deadly weapons including a gun and machete knives, stating that he was going to find me, hunt me, rape me, and kill me."